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Get roasted πŸ”₯

I've hired many developers over the years and I've gotten good at understanding if a candidate is good or not based on their resume. I usually require a few seconds to see if we're going to be a good match or not.

What the hell is a roast? It's a approx. 15-minute personalized video, packed with my expertise and easy-to-implement advice that will improve your CV. Sent to you within 48 hours. It looks something like this video on the right.

  • πŸ’Έ I will help you make sure your CV is just right.
  • πŸ¦„ I will take a hard look at your Resume, like I would do for a real position.
  • πŸ’‘ No script, first time reaction to your CV caught on video.
  • πŸ— Full money-back if I didn't meet your expectations, no questions asked.

Is this you?

  • πŸ’Έ Young software developer looking to switch jobs and sending out CVs but getting no callbacks?
  • πŸ¦„ Senior Developer who recently joined the job market and unsure if your CV is still good enough?
  • πŸ— Or just in general, looking to get some edge on the competition with your CV?

What value you get from the roast

I'd like to say it straight β€” if you're a software engineer looking for a job β€” the roasting will be of great value to you. This service is basically me taking a hard look at your resume as a CTO and commenting on all the good and the bad parts β€” without any prepared texts β€” real live reaction to what you send and real-time advice. Here's the breakdown:

  • πŸ“· Up to 10 minutes of me explaining my thought process when I see your CV for the first time. All the good and the bad things. You'll know immediately your strengths.
  • πŸ’Ό I will be commenting real-time about what recruiters focus on and what they will see when they open your CV.
  • πŸ¦„ I will tell you how and what to change to stand out from the stack of resumes that an engineering manager usually gets.
  • πŸ’‘ You will find out how your resume does in the real world scenario, when a real CTO sees it for the first time. I will be fully transparent with you.
  • πŸ₯‡ You wil understand what is your perceived level based on the experience that you list.
  • βœ… You will improve your chances to land that dream job you always wanted.
  • πŸ’Έ That's it, I'm not a sales guy.

Over 1,000 30 engineers CVs were happily roasted.

I started this in November 2023 and have already roasted quite a few CVs from different engineers. Everyone was happy with the results. Again, I'm not a sales guy, but here are some of the testimonials